Back again

I am back from France with a vengeance pirate flag. I’ve been to Val Andre several times before staying at the same house so its all pretty familiar. The beautiful beach, the other beautiful beaches to drive to, the wonderful ice cream place and the restaurant with the pirate figure outside. This pirate always creeps me out, not because hes scary, but because i’ve seen him in England (outside Radio Jackie headquarters, though i believe it has been replaced with a skeleton pirate now). It was cloudy most days (except the day we had to drive back, how typical) but we still went down and swam every day despite the occasionally screaming when i got into the water.

Two different things this holiday: We visited St Malo (where i got my pirate flag!) which is mainly famous for having ramparts all the way around it. But more exciting we went to the circus! Okay, it wasn’t like an amazingly exciting circus but it did have a lion tamer which was so awesomely awesome. I can actually feel the RSPCA giving me evil looks for going to a circus just to see the animals, however i couldn’t resist. There was a lion cub (which wasn’t in the show, but they had all the animals outside before it started), it was the most adorable thing ever, especially when it tried to roar which the larger lions did (everyone stepped away from the cages when they did that). There was also: a bison (not part of the show again! which was a shame because it was surprisingly cute),two very tiny ponies, a beautiful black horse, a random billy goat (im not sure if he was with the circus or was just in the field for jokes) and a camel. The other impressive thing was a balancing act (so convinced he was going to fall and die) by the twin of the lion tamer.

I am very glad to be back so things can get on with being normal. I didn’t read so much this time- though it was all french themed: Suite Française by Irène Némirovsky (which was amazing, though i was surprised by her plans for the future books), Jules and Jim by Henri-Pierre Roché (which is weird, slightly disturbing at times and ultimately just plain sad) and Germinal by Emile Zola which i haven’t yet finished because my father stole it off me and is reading it, but so far is amazing. Unfortunately, i know how it ends because i have seen the film(which i think is quite true to the book, and as i have said before i find the existance of Gérard Depardieu very reassuring) which is the case with too many good books because if my father hasn’t got time to reread a book he has to teach we end up watching the film (or watch it to see how much it has ruined the book).

I continued reading the Mitford letters, which made me think an awful lot about John F. Kennedy. I was happily reading thinking “oh how nice, Deborah is friends with JFK!” then i realised these letters were dated 1963 and that if i continued reading Kennedy was going to die. This also happens if i happen to see the footage of him getting shot (“oh no! Kennedy watch out!!!”) and i get rather distressed even though this happen 30 years before i was born. Later i was discussing it with my mother and she seemed rather upset that George Washington was dead. I have decided i get this weirdness from her (oh: people in my head are talking about George Washington and Clark Gable and whether or not they were actually giant wooden puppets…which is a long story) I also began to read Tess of the d’Urbevilles because i had nothing else to do (this quite ruined by french theme).

Homecoming

Back from holiday and have almost recovered thanks to several cups of tea, sneaking a few oreos and listening to Noah and The Whale’s album on myspace. Special thanks to Suga for getting me their CD (is it signed? oooh i hope so), she rocks and i now have to be her groupie for a year.

Before going away to France it was my hastily organised party. Which was weird- how many girls get together and do physical representations of Shakespeare’s sonnets and mini-versions of his plays (expertly read by Jess) for fun? We also watched allllll of Gone with The Wind (i love! so much! even if it is over 3 hours long!) and i forced people into watching The Princess Bride (i mouthed along to all the words…) and we also watched V for Vendetta for no real reason other than we love the bit when V is making breakfast whilst wearing a frilly apron (he looks surprisingly hot in it).

 France. Ate lots of good food (apparently my hair now smells of cheese?), slept a lot, attempted a fly genocide (failed unfortunately), swam (in pool and the river Tarn), noted geographical features (“oooh- look the steep sides of that v-shaped valley!” etc.), tried to drown my brothers in endless kayak vs. canoe wars (we almost broke the kayaks my continually ramming into each other, they were actually held together with scotch tape anyway), visited Albi cathedral (looks awful on the outside- very crazy gothic on the inside, went to Lourdes (got some holy water for jokes) which is so depressingly tacky, visited the Toulouse-Lautrec museum (which was awesome, though i became distracted by making up stories about my favourite paintings/prints) and the whole family read and read.

Books read by the Payne Family:

  • 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez (on the whole, i thought it was awesome, though became confused by everyone having the same names etc.)
  • Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë (okay why have i never read this before? Pure genius, though i got really annoyed with the whole St John thing. The last words of the book should be about Jane and Rochester not that jackass!)
  • Little Women by Louisa May Alcott (okay- this house had very few good books so i just read this because its some kind of classic, enjoyable despite the horrible preaching)
  • Effi Briest by Fontane (meant to be amazing German literature- either it lost a lot in the translation or i am right in thinking it is just mediocre)
  • The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling (I’ve never actually read it before because i used to listen to it on tape so much when i was younger)
  • White Fang by Jack London (good if a little repetitive at times. I read it because its mentioned in Love in a Cold Climate according to the internet though i think its actually in the Pursuit of Love and my isn’t this a long bracket, Uncle Matthew says “I have only read one book in my life and that is ‘White Fang.’ It’s so frightfully good I’ve never bothered to read another”)
  • The World according to Clarkson by duh (they don’t say its by Jeremy Clarkson anywhere on the book. it was funny but i went around all day with his voice replacing mine in my mind)
  • The Poetry of Ovid by Ovid suprisingly enough (all his poems on Love, very good actually)
  • The Mitfords: Letters between Six Sisters edited by Charlotte Mosley (unfinished because it is long and I don’t feel the need to read it all in one go, you can just dip in and out)
  • Moby Dick by Herman Melville (unfinished as we left that house)
  • The Brothers Karamzov by Dostoevsky (unfinished because its too bloody long and my father, the person reading it, thinks Dostoevsky isn’t as interesting to read as Tolstoy. The rest of the family longs to see what amazing works of literature he comes up with)
  • The Short Stories of D.H Laurence (the H stands for Herbert!? so disappointed)
  • Dubliners by James Joyce
  • Collected Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Middlemarch by George Eliot (which took forever for my brother to read)
  • More? I am not sure. My mother was reading a few books which i do not remember the names of.

On the last day we decided to drive through Paris and go to the Musée d’Orsay (the one which used to be a railway and has that awesome clock) which we rushed through but was fun anyway. I probably should have been more excited to go into Paris, but it was a Sunday and the streets were deserted and the day was so grey so it looked surprisingly drab despite the beautiful buildings etc.

It is summer. England is all horrible. But at the same time amazingly amazing amazing even if i actually do not do anything this summer but sit at home and read or just lie about in bed (people in my head: in a cafe discussing fencing and pretending to be characters from Bel Ami which i have just started reading) because i just felt so happy to be home last night/early this morning.

(Please note: not actually true will probably tire of doing nothing at around 4pm tomorrow)