Ramble Ramble

I am just going to ramble.

I would like to start this with some thoughts on avocados.

  • On preparing them~Damn i hate doing this. They’re all squishy! And so green! And then sometimes brown and you are unsure if you want to eat them and oh, never mind, i just dropped it into the cat’s food bowl anyway. That should show it who’s boss!
  • On eating them~This is amazing it makes everything so much better, yes! Yes i will be your lawfully wedded wife Mr Avocado! Why am i thinking like this? Insane avocado induced adrenalin rush? Who cares?! I’m getting married to the love of my life!
  • After eating~Oh shit i ate those too fast. Damn avocados, they tricked me! Why did i eat so much avocado? Why did no one else eat them? There was a whole damn plate of them! I am going to lie down.
  • During Avocado Reflection~I still love avocados. Do they like grow on trees? I will have to wiki that later.

That thought randomly lead to be thinking about what if bees grew on trees. Very scary. You would be walking through a bee orchard thinking how pretty it was then OH NO! BEES! (*buzzzz…buzzzzz*) Coming out of the trees! Hee hee that rhymes…shit no time for thinking about that! Run! Wait- don’t run! I may be more likely to get stung that way. My thoughts go like that. Thinking funny! Funny all day long! Rawr like what if my bathroom was part of a gigantic honeycomb!? It has hexagonal tiles! I can’t be the only one who thinks it is slightly strange they construct hexagons. They obviously are not all a perfect hexagonal shape…but still. Odd.

  • Oh: i keep thinking people can hear my thoughts, just randomly. It’s the retainers, i spend a lot of time in my head and not talking so i end up talking to people in my head like “oh hello…why didn’t they respond? oh..yeah…in my head”. I tried to put a positive spin on it to Hannah, who listens to my paranoid stuff, by telling her that never knowing who was listening gives you a nervy energy rush. But the cons definitelyoutweigh any any pros. You have to explain and apologise for stuff all the time which can get annoying when you want to daydream (sitcom-in-my-head: People are playing Frisbee in the park and attempting dirty conversation in order to make the whole picnic seem less wholesome)
  1. My chemistry teacher likes ABBA. I wish i had known this before, i wouldn’t have had so many homicidal thoughts about him during lesson time if i had known he had felt cheated when they didn’t include the song “Knowing me, Knowing You” in the new film of Mamma Mia. Yes! That is criminal! Lets listen to ABBA together! Well…maybe not. I don’t think i can ever forgive him for teaching chemistry. Quite badly in my personal opinion (then again, i wouldn’t actually know given that i don’t pay any attention). Though his film blog is written quite well (yes, its creepy i read my teacher’s blog from time to time. whatever. these things get found if you go to an all-girls school and are under 30) years of age).

Dissecting a heart tomorrow! Come home and my mum was like “here you go!” and handed me a heart in a bag. A fucking heart in a bag! (sounds rather sellable…”get your heart in a bag at a reduced price today!”)

  • In maths today we watched the Simpsons as an end of term treat. Then had to research all the mathematical equations (it was a Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer goes into a 3D universe). I don’t mind. Watching people watching something is interesting. My maths teacher obviously likes the Simpsons a lot–he is therefore amazing and adorable in a younger brother way. Me and my brothers used to come home from school everyday and watch The Simpsons and that was probably the most bonding we did all 3 of us  (i always bonded more with Ben as he was nearer my age). Anyway- the equations were:
  1. 1+1=2. The basicness which all the following maths is built on. And the only one i understand.
  2. The P=NP problem. No idea what the hell it is. But if you can prove it you can get a million dollars. Crazy mathematicians.
  3. 46 72 69 6E 6B 20 72 75 6C 65 73 21 this isn’t an equation, it’s some kind of code (um..technically a ASCII-hexadecimal string of numbers) for “Frink Rules!” (as in Professor Frink- The Simpson’s mad scientist 🙂 there is actually some kind of programming language named after him which is cute)
  4. eπ i = -1 known as Euler’s Identity
  5. ρmo > 3 H0² / 8 p G which is some thingymabob from Einstein’s general theory of relativity
  6. 1782¹²+1841¹²=1992¹²  Which is not actually true, though your calculator will say it is. If it was true it would disprove Fermat’s last theorem…which was…something my maths teacher did explain…something about special triangles? You know like 3²+4²=5²or whatever? Oh i am so pissed off at wikipedia. Apparently Fermat’s stupid theorem is meant to be easy to understand. Gah.
  • I miss watching my brother play computer games. It is fun to watch someone else mindlessly killing imaginary things. Plus they could be pretty funny (especially Portal 😛 ) and i know it sounds weird but Gordan Freeman of the Half-Life series? Sexy. He has a crowbar! And used to live in New Mexico (i love New Mexico!)!

Okay i have ramble enough.

I would just like to say I also just really love Dog. Who is a robot dog and therefore awesome.


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