Monday: Sport’s Day. joke. I did not participate in any events and spent the time eating cakes at laughing at the contestants and the way my teachers look in casual/sports wear. Highlight of monday was probably eating at Wagamamas, where i conquered chopsticks! I did not use my fork! Not once! But i still fail at eating with chopsticks. Then Guitar Heroing, which i have never played before and yeah, kinda fail at. But i now semi-understand why people get addicted. So you can complete a song and the thing goes “You ROCK!” with loads of flashing light things.
Today: The Thorpe Park Experience= walking walking walking queuing omg this goes on forever and why are the queues so twisty and bendy oh here we go riding a ride oh shit i am so scared gonna die! DIE! am i even sitting on anything? aren’t these straps meant to be holding me in place? huh. not dead. walking walking etc.
It was an end of school treat. Also the reason the writing is a tad funny is because i am dead tired for some reason. I have taken to randomly trawling the Internet- especially http://www.neatorama.com/ because it is awesome. I have also discovered that some people, somewhere, are translating the Bible into lolspeak. I tried reading some of the New Testament (because the Old one is crazy enough as it is). I am liking the description of King Herod the noob king rockin’ the casbah and being afraid Jebus is going to be steelin his gloriez and his cookiez. I am wondering what people think of Luke saying “was ver sad, I creid 
” about Jesus dying on the cross. Same for people paying money to reserve a place in heaven or hell if you so prefer.
